Hello there guys! Are you ready for a new giveaway? I promise this one is going to be fun and FUNNY! MotheringEarthlings, a one-stop shop for cool kids and moms is giving away this super cool Googoo and Gaga shirt and all you need to do is to post your toddler’s killer one liner!
I love Googoo & Gaga, their shirts are cool and comfy and the designs well, AJ Dimarucot is the creative force behind the brand and if you’re familiar with the Manny Pacquiao shirts in Nike, well he’s the guy behind those 😉 To learn more about the brand click here
So, what’s a killer one liner? Fab mama Rone of Mothering Earthlings tells us what it is:
Kids say the darnest things and leave us shocked. They may be little but they can sure be big on the wit, humor and honesty. Aiden packs in the killer one liners better that I do like the time he told me “Mama, your boobs, butt and tummy are like trampolines.”
Trampolines!!! At least you’re body’s still,uh ,springy Rone! Haha 😀
DW did a killer one liner recently. He was with his cousins and they were all shouting and being noisy and it was already nighttime. One of the yayas told DW that they should all be quiet because our neighbors would get angry. DW replied “Hindi, OK lang yaaaan!” Yaya Marlene just scratched her head.
So are you ready to share your toddler’s killer one liner and win a Googoo & Gaga tee? Just leave a comment below and me and Mothering Earthlings will pick the top 5. From the top 5, a winner will be picked at random. The contest will run from Dec. 8 to Dec. 16!
Thanks again to Rone and Mothering Earthlings for sponsoring the giveaway 😀 Visit the shop here, like the facebook page here and follow Rone on Twitter here.
I’m looking forward to all your entries!! I posted about DW’s toddler talk in this post read the comments too to see the wisdom of children haha 😀
mheng says
December 17, 2011 at 1:00 pmmy 2 year old daughter is playing while me and my sister is chatting, then my sister tell me “weh?” then my daughter just interupt us saying “weh di nga?, ay OA..” with complete reaction on her face.. haha
manilamommy says
December 18, 2011 at 12:44 amthanks so much mommy mheng for sharing but the contest ended last friday, dec. 16 🙂
Jackie Canuto says
December 16, 2011 at 11:55 pmdi pa tapos ang tatay ko na ayusin yung kisame sa unit nila kaya may hagdan, may mga pinaglagarian ng kahoy, etc.–he left for a while to get something sa hardware yata. when i opened the door, before me and my 2 years and 9 months old daughter mia got inside, biglang nasabi nya
“Ang daming kalat dito loob!”
wala akong nasagot agad, kasi totoo namang makalat 🙂
manilamommy says
December 17, 2011 at 12:31 amWow thanks so much again dear mommies for sharing your kid’s witty and definitely funny one liners. The wisdom of kids nga naman hehehe 😀 please stay tuned for the announcement of winners. You may also follow me on twitter @manilamommy to get the scoop on my newest posts 😀 thanks again!!
Karla says
December 16, 2011 at 10:26 pmHi! I have a very witty 2.8 year old daughter, and since I couldn’t chose just one anecdote, I thought to submit all her funniest ones. Here goes…
1) We ate at Tong-yang Hotpot about two months ago. While I was “cooking” the soup, my daughter Ally noticed that our table number was 22. She said, “Mommy, two-two! Lu-two, lu-two!”
2) My aunt once told Ally to ask Daddy to buy her tv for the car like what Ally’s cousin’s car has. Daddy heard that and said no need because Ally already has an iPad. My daughter replied “may iPad nga, wala namang internet!”
3) Overheard conversation between Ally and her yaya when Ally was just 2.1 years old:
Yaya: Ally, umuulan. Gusto mo maligo sa ulan?
Ally: Ok. Dala tayo umbrella ha. Basa tayo e.
Hope I made you smile with these stories! 🙂
Momee Gee says
December 16, 2011 at 5:53 pmwell, my son cannot talk a straight sentence yet pero he has a one liner that really makes me laugh talga..
Me: (facing PC)
Geomar: Ma. Ma. Ma (while kinukulit ako)
Me: (d ko pinapansin nakaharap parin sa pc)
Geomar: Mama…. baba dyudyu.. (Mama inum Geomar)
Me: (napatigil tlga ako then laughed out loud and of course kuha ko tubig)
well. makulit na ngaun.. 🙂
Gessa Marie C
giza_violetpotion@yahoo.com.ph
leslie garcia- ladan says
December 16, 2011 at 10:29 amfrom the mouth of my 3 year old boy
— to the room boy at a tagaytay inn upon seeing the volcano:
“kuya, how much the volcano?”
— while atching pinoy henyo on tv with his lola
“grandma, what’s that word?” (grandma didn’t answer quickly) jared points at his lola’s forehead “grandma, use your kukote”
–after feeding a whole lot of breadcrumbs to his lone fish and me telling him why overfeeding is bad for his pet “mommy, the fish will choke?”
Rheea says
December 15, 2011 at 10:51 pmMy 4yo daughter Raine said to me one night: “I love you, Mommy. I wouldn’t trade you for a Baby Alive Doll.” Then she pauses reflectively and adds, “I wouldn’t trade you for a Baby Dead Doll!”
Umm…I’m glad? :p
And when she was just 2.5 years old, and was eating her animal vitamins:
(biting off the head): Aww. Poor lion. He’s decapitated. (then she pops the entire thing in her mouth) Yum!
Cha says
December 15, 2011 at 1:40 pmTita Tin to 25-month old Julian, last week: Julian, say TriNOma.
J: TriMOna
T: TriNOma
J: TriMOna
T: TriNOma
J: SM North na lang!
Recurring conversation:
Papa Bayan: San tayo punta?
J: SMR (S&R) [in a sing-song voice]
B: Anong gagawin natin don?
J: [excitedly] Free taste!
Larisse Masipiquena says
December 14, 2011 at 1:17 pmA have a few to share. These are from when my son, Ethan, was 2 y.o.:
after lessons/nursery rhyme session:
me: ang smart smart nman ni ethan!
ethan: mommy, ang globe globe…
after he had a new haircut:
person (anyone who asks): ethan, nagpagupit k ng hair?
ethan: yes, pra parang justin bieber yan…
granma: ethan, gusto mo pakalbo ng hair?
ethan: ayaw… ang kalbo, si ninong jay!
i’m in the office, ethan at home…
tita ada: ethan, nasan si mommy?
ethan: nasa Glee, nag-ddance!
when he saw a Bb. Pilipinas ad on TV:
ethan: mommy, look, mga sexy n nka-bra!
when i bought him a blue angry bird stuffed toy:
ethan: daddy, ipress mo, para maging tatlo!
watching Showtime on TV (he really likes anne curtis)
mommy: ethan, maganda b si anne curtis?
ethan: maganda si mommy…
Tin Torres says
December 14, 2011 at 12:48 pmDisclaimer: I am the world’s worst singer but I do love listening to songs so much.
The 1st time I held my daughter in the hospital’s nursing room, I sang to her “Sa Ugoy Ng Duyan”. I only know the popular part of the song so I’d sing it over and over again. I did this almost every night alternating it with my fave Eric Benet sleepy song.
Just recently, I was lulling Bea to sleep. She was so perky but I think she knew she had to sleep already. Then she said “Mimi, sing ka. Naynay (translate: “sa piling ni NANAY”).
I felt so happy I almost cried. For the following reasons:
– I didn’t realize the song stuck with her.
– I didn’t know it was her favorite sleepy song.
– She’s the only person in this world who [still] thinks I sing very well.
Singing to her then was my best attempt to be a Mimi to her since I am a working mom. I believe most of you would understand how proud and happy I felt (or is still feeling now). =)
marviloz says
December 14, 2011 at 12:27 pmMy daughter Eleina (5 yrs old) from school after her exam.
Mom: How’s your exam anak?
Mom: mahirap ba? perfect mo ba?
Eleina: walang mali mommy, perfect… sisiw! ( saying with confident)
Katrina says
December 13, 2011 at 2:04 ammy 2 year old told me:
“I love you so much that I will not throw you in a pit of snakes or to the big bad wolf”
manilamommy says
December 12, 2011 at 9:54 pmhi moms!! thank you so much for sharing your kid’s one liners!! they’re all so wonderful and refreshingly blunt haha 😀 good luck and may the best one liner win!
eunice joyce villacruz says
December 12, 2011 at 8:33 amwe love this one liner from our 4 years old baby after we have a new baby ” love parin ako kasi baby big girl na ako, love ko din si baby ate nya ako…” our 4 years old baby is really not our kid.. she like our adopted kid.. and we love her so much like our real baby
MamaMia says
December 11, 2011 at 4:57 pmI have so much from my witty son.
1) My then 3 year old Ice “Mom, you are the queen of this house… Ate is the princess… I am the king and daddy… is the guard!” – tumbling ako sa job decription namin.
2) I was in the toy store looking at this grocery store toy to buy for Ice’s younger sisters. Ice was 6, he said “Mom, don’t tell me you are going to buy that. You are going to teach my sisters to be like you and Oya (lola) – always buying and buying and buying! oh, no no no, Mom. Please, no!”
3) 5 year old Ice on his nipples “Dad! Why do I have these???! What are these for? What’s the use of nipples on boys??”
OCMominManila says
December 10, 2011 at 3:28 pmI just had a digiperm and apparently on the first few days your hair is still very big and springy. When I got home, my 4yo saw me.
Me: Hi M! Do you like my hair?
M: Yes mama! You look like the Beast!
Katherine Sicat says
December 9, 2011 at 11:01 pmGabi ng mangyari ito, kachat namin si Kia (our 2 year old daughter) sa Skype, nagkwentuhan sila ni Daddy Aki (galing sa nakakakapagod na trabaho sa Korea)
Daddy Aki: Kia, kantahan mo naman si Daddy para mawala ang pagod ko, please?
Kia: OK Daddy Aki. You listen to my new song. (spokening dollar ang Kiatot, wah!)
— Bahay Kubo.. (sighs)
…Balikat.. Ulo!
Mommy Kathie: Wah, sino nagturo nian sa iyo anak? (Nakakalurkey!)
Kia: Daddy Aki, Mommy! (sabay hirit ng linyang..) Weh? Di nga! (with matching actions pa like Ai-ai)
Faye says
December 9, 2011 at 9:00 pmHey Neva! Jo-join ulit ako! Hehe. I’m sure you’ve read this hirit of Maia’s in one of my facebook posts before but it still cracks me up every time I remember it:
***backgrounder: we’ve been having a hard time getting her to eat fruits lately. So I bought some bananas because it’s her ultimate fave***
Me: Baby kainin mo yung banana ha? Binili ko yan para sa yo.
Maia: Ayaw ko kumain banana. Di ako monkey no!
Cym says
December 9, 2011 at 11:23 amWhile I was breastfeeding my 2-month-old, my 4-year-old came up to me and said, out of the blue, “Mama, I want to be like you… (*touched naman ako*) …because you’re fat.” *whuuuuuut?!?*
Min Viloria says
December 9, 2011 at 12:26 amI used to have long hair because my hair is so curly/wavy hair that make it so difficult to managed. Recently, I decided to try a new hairstyle (a pixie cut) just for a change..As soon as I got home, i rushed inside to check myself in the mirror. While combing my hair, my 3 year old daughter said, “Ma, kahit mukha kang BADING, bagay sa’yo yang gupit mo at maganda ka pa din… kasi MAMA kita eh! ” What!! Mukhang bading!! Nuff said..I guess, I don’t have the right to get mad because sinabin nyang maganda pa din ako. 🙂
mai says
December 8, 2011 at 10:54 pmHi, first time on your blog and I’m sure gonna be back again:)
As I was drying my daughter Erin’s body after she took a bath, she suddenly asked..
” Mommy ang pepe ba kapatid ng pwet? lol! I wasn’t able to answer because I literally rolled on the floor laughing. This is just one of her many honest and innocent one liner that made me ROFL:))
Joy Rojas says
December 8, 2011 at 9:59 pmOnce, my husband came out from the bathroom. Along came my 2-yo daughter and innocently blurts out, “Lagot, tatay. Baho poopoo.”
Carla says
December 8, 2011 at 9:17 pmOnce my daughter was whining for me to get her a glass of water. I said, “Selena, you can get it by yourself. That’s why Jesus gave you hands and feet.” Scowling, she replied, “Then tell Jesus to get the water for me!”
Another story… One time, as I was irritated at yet again having to navigate my way through her mess of toys, I snapped, “Selena, if you don’t pack away right now I will give all your toys away this Christmas to the poor kids in Jollibee!” With hands on her hips she then retorted, “Mama, do you know I AM POOR because of YOU!”
kim says
December 8, 2011 at 11:38 ammy hubby, daughter and I are at our bed around 3am. my daughter kinda woke up early and we had the mommy-daughter bonding moment in the wee hours of the morning. my hubby, who was half asleep facing the opposite side,didn’t know that the mommy-daughter tandem was awake. He let out a loud fart. To my daughter’s amazement and searching for her words (she’s a year old and little words in her vocabulary), she said while giggling ” DADDY, TOT..TOT..TOT”….
That made me laugh 😀
rosette says
December 8, 2011 at 10:56 amwow, first to comment! hi neva! here’s my daughter’s killer one liner:
my 3 yo daughter loves selena gomez so much. one time, napagalitan ko silang magkapatid (i also have a 1 1/2 yo boy), iyah said “Mommy, wag ka na galit sa ‘min ni bieber…” apparently, she’s selena gomez and her little brother is justin bieber! kulit! pinigil ko kayang tumawa 🙂